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GREAT TRUTHS - Red Lilly
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GREAT TRUTHS
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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feral_wulf From: feral_wulf Date: January 13th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
'6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.'

Only just learnt that one a few months ago, when I last got my hair cut. Sneezed without warning and got a nice lil nick on the top of my left ear...

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redlillymodel From: redlillymodel Date: January 13th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ouch!
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redlillymodel From: redlillymodel Date: January 13th, 2006 02:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can vouch for the dustbuster one!!
madshutterbug From: madshutterbug Date: January 13th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can too trust me to watch your food! I will surround it completely so no one else can take it.

Squrrel BorderCollieBro
redlillymodel From: redlillymodel Date: January 13th, 2006 02:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awe thank you!! :o)
blooz69 From: blooz69 Date: January 22nd, 2006 07:45 am (UTC) (Link)

wrinkles don't hurt, no,but

they do a great diverting the flow of tears caused by attempting to nail jelly to trees

actually jelly and trees syndrome AND tears are caused by tenagers...

Red, Lovely One, I am quite happy & content to see your posts..... one never knows for sure when posters are are quiet

Happy New Year!
redlillymodel From: redlillymodel Date: January 23rd, 2006 02:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: wrinkles don't hurt, no,but

If I am quiet, it is because I am busy!! Never any need to worry!!
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